pretty isn't everything, ya punk ass


when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you



what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

(Source: de4thstarr)


mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*


*doesn’t have internet access for a week*



damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

"It would be a devastating thing to break someones heart so badly, that they would give up on love. It is a far greater thing to leave someone with the hope of love than with the loss of love. To leave them better than how you found them; is to love them better altogether."

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